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SCUL Boston Bicycle Chopper Gang

SCUL

One summer afternoon in 1996 I declared to my fellow finishers at Merlin Metalworks 'I think I wanna start my own chopper gang'. I remember them shrugging in a 'why the hell not' kind of way. This is a moment that I think back to often, as at the time I failed to grasp the immense magnitude of that moment.

Like many good things, SCUL started in a basement. It turns out that a bunch of modified bicycles can be the nucleus for many creative projects. It gave me lots of work to play with.

SCUL Accolades

  • Founder June 6 1996
  • Created, nurtured, and grew a sub culture based on sci-fi lore, night-time adventures, and crazy bikes.
  • Fleet Admiral Active 1996-2024
  • Grew SCUL to 595 trained members, flying over 1100 documented missions, with over 500 modified bikes documented.
  • Expanded to five SCUL divisions throughout New England
  • Led 585 Missions (Group Rides)
  • Personally trained and knighted 144 cadets
  • Built 42 Ships (choppers and tallbikes)
  • Completed 14 group chopper centuries, most of which were on 100lb+ choppers, each lasting over 12 continuous hours.
  • Chopped from Somerville MA to Bangor Maine on a 140-pound chopper.
  • Chopped from Burlington VT to Montreal Canada and back on the on the same 140-pound chopper.
  • Hosted over 140 maintenance, repair and construction sessions, ranging from 3 to 6 hours apiece.
  • Featured on PBS, NPR, the Boston Globe, and the Boston Chronicle.
  • Retired to Fleet Admiral Emeritus 2024.

I've dedicated over half my life to SCUL, and it will always be my greatest sense of personal accomplishment to see this group continue to thrive without me at the helm.

 

SCUL's Venerable Website

The website, in many ways, was the beginning. Without showing people what was possible, no one would try out such a silly idea of riding around on messed up bikes in Boston on Saturday night. As SCUL's complexity grew, so did it's website. It is truly a rabbit hole of epic proportions.

It began with hand-coded static html pages. Later I wrote a hack program in Macromedia Director to help generate the HTML for me. Revamped by a fellow SCUL pilot back in 1999, it was converted to a MySQL database driven site using php.

To bring the site to modern standards, I overhauled the entire website for modernization into responsive design, particularly in back-end user support.

Probably the most impressive aspect of the SCUL website is that it has been faithfully retaining all frivolous data of every mission, every pilot, and every ship since day one. This translates to a few thousand web pages - some have simple stats, some are an epic story that may amaze you.

 

SCUL Insignia and Honors

Insignia for SCUL, designed in 1997, evolving slowly over the 28 seasons I served as Fleet Admiral. Some medals are given at the end of the mission, some at the end of the season.

SCUL insignia
 

Pocket-sized Print Invitation

 

Mission Emblem Illustrations

A smirking blonde man in blue aviator sunglasses shows off his vest covered in one inch buttons, each with a different design on them.

SCUL is a the bicycle chopper gang I founded in 1996. Each time a SCUL pilot completes a ride, they are awarded a mission pin with an emblem symbolizing the event. This tradition didn't start until 2012 when a pilot named Piranha gave out special bee pins after her honey-themed mission. This evolved into the mission pin we use today. The only criteria for a SCUL emblem is that it needs a stardate in YYMMDD format - which connects the pin to the mission report on scul.org.

I've led over 400 SCUL missions, so my SCUL vest is covered in mission pins. I don't particularly enjoy flying with it since it feels like your riding with chainmail on.

I've made a few hundred emblems for SCUL missions. I also help out other pilots who want to take on the role but don't have the technical skills to realize their ideas. Some of the designs are made in Illustrator, some are hand drawn, and some use a variety of techniques such as adding glitter or printing on fancy paper or even clear plastic to show the metal pin. Making these little designs once a week helped me push my boundaries and try new ideas.

Select Mission Emblems

Here are a select gallery of mission emblems I have made for SCUL, listed in reverse chronological order: Remember that each one of these emblems represents a SCUL adventure. Can you guess the theme for any of these missions based on their design?

 

Print Calendars 1998-2020

 

Tallbike with Built-in Light Show and Sound System

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green tallbike lit up and riding fast through a tunnel

This is no ordinary tallbike — this one is made from new tubing, not cut up existing bikes.

Here's the first test of the lights and sound system in full-effect.

 

SCUL Trading Cards

2,700 and growing

an old blue vinyl three ring binder holding plastic sleeves of worn down black and white trading cards

some autographed 2001 SCUL trading cards which aren't probably that collectable

In 2001 I made a set of 209 limited trading cards for the SCUL fleet. The cards were layed out one at a time, and I had to print all the cards in the set and randomize manually just to make one pack. Copy and pasting from web pages to InDesign files wasn't a sustainable method since the stats were constantly changing. However it was a big hit and people loved to collect and trade them. I have a personal collection of these cards autographed by many SCUL pilots.

Trading cards generator web-page

Twenty years later, I was able to use the website database to generate randomly selected riders, bikes, and rides to create print-ready trading card packs. This allows for an instant randomized pack of three pilot, three ships, and three missions from a set of over 2,700 cards. Not only that, the cards are compiled from website data collected the moment they are printed, which means when a pilot's stats update so does their personal trading card. This puts the number of possible cards estimated at hundreds of thousands of variations.

I've heard of people making trading cards for their team, and some even make a few token cards as a laugh — but we actually followed through with the idea and made it a reality.

 

Select SCUL Portfolio

 

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