Tell Me About Your Project

What aspects of your project are looking for help with?

space exploration a perfect website sick logo for my metal band visible color theory ones and zeroes 'aaht' sign my NDA and I'll tell you

How did you hear about me?

Well I heard it through the grapevine! on the streets, maybe involving a disco ball at a fabulous art show in the news / wanted poster You tried to teach me TIG welding. I have never heard of you.

What kind of person are you?

Dog Person Cat Person People Person Person I'm not a robot

Useability

Compared to the typical levels of frustration when using computers, how painful was using my website? nominal levels slightly above regular levels well above acceptable levels furioso

Technical Knowledge

describe your level of computer expertise My grandson uses a computer, I will have to ask him. Just Facebook Just Facebook and TikToc WordPress / Etsy / Squarespace Faceboot / MyFace / Squarepants / TicTac ALL OF THEM Web-slinger / Webmaster Anything but the command line I can SSH from my phone. I run servers out of my basement on trash-picked degotsktops. I can SSH from *your* phone. kill -9 I have a Mac. I just have my phone, but my dad has a computer, I will have to ask him.

What is your typical reading material?

the back of whatever cereal box happens to be in front of me I never read the books, but Duck Tales – a whoo-oo! Do taro decks count? The microtext on the five dollar bill 1950s era tube radio wiring diagrams written in German I don't read – I write. the minds of mortals

What are your favorite colors?

matte silver¹ painfully bright red² porridge cornflower blue praple caput mortuum dark mode clear the color of the Laark logo comic sans³

1: my boss' favorite color, also known as gray
2: my favorite color
3: back by popular demand

Let's talk fonts

don't you mean typefaces? I know what keming is. I have the 'Periodic Table of Type' shower curtain. helvetica only It's all about the ligatures. comic sans

Are you funky?

yes no not sure

Did you enjoy filling out this form?

Can you make me a whole website like this? Is it over already? Thanks for messing up my autofill values. I lost a bet and this was my punishment. I wanted to stop but I couldn't and now I'm angry.